Stephen declares victory in Iraq, and President Obama orders Ray Odierno to shave Stephen's head.
Stephen debates "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," and Tareq Salha and Robin Balcom discuss why they enlisted.
Tom Hanks and Stephen prepare a care package, and Charles H. Jacoby Jr. picks his favorite soldier.
George W. Bush praises the troops, and Frank A. Grippe orders his officers to sing the Army song.
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